MTV's "Jersey Shore: Family Vacation" seeks nostalgia in Miami to mixed success
- by Winston Welch
- in Culture&Arts
- — Apr 7, 2018
Snooki looks hot on the "Jersey Shore Family Vacation" reunion show, and now, we're breaking down all the work she had done! At this point the speakers need to come for a greatly reduced rate or don't come at all since the idea of paying them a single dime is just nuts.
"If you're gonna be talked about on the show, you might as well be on the show, get paid for the show and defend your honor in a way", Farley continued, referencing the realistic-looking sex doll made to look like Giancola that made an appearance on the premiere episode Thursday night. We compile some of our favorite interviews and highlights into our podcast In Case You Missed Us. He broke the news to Pauly D before the trip.
Ronnie and Mike always fought about as much as they fist-pumped, and their tension dates way back to early Jersey Shore history in the form of an oh-so tanned Sam-Ron-Mike love triangle. "She doesn't have our backs", Magro said. Snooki says she wants two more kids, and Dr. Tutela assured her that she can still breast feed after getting implants.
The cast is even recycling things from the show that was a awful carbon copy of their show, Floribama Shore.
"They're the brothers and sisters I never wanted but now I got. and I'm stuck with them for life", Farley said. For the first season you are able to watch with this sense of great wonder since these are all people who are being exposed to the reality TV machine for the first time. "This is going to f**king ruin my marriage", she cries.
But just because the group is older doesn't necessarily mean they're any wiser - because the more things seem to change, the more they stay the same. Maybe there's something to explore there; Jersey Shore doesn't bother.
The show first aired in 2009, and when we left off in 2012, Snooki was pregnant, Mike "The Situation" was becoming sober, and Ronnie and Sammi were leaving the house all together. It comes complete with recordings of Sammi's catchphrases.
The Family Vacation part of the new series title refers to the relationship between the cast members.
Passed potential parenting problems, LaValle was "excited" for his wife to return to Jersey Shore: "He knew this was once in a lifetime, so he said, 'Go have fun".
Throughout the episode, Deena spent the majority of the episode sticking up for Sammi, who was lovingly roasted by her former roommates for not attending the reunion via a talking Sammi doll brought to the cast's new Miami home via Pauly. Just think about what's happening as they drown a surrogate for their alleged friend.
