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Placing Kim in the "movie" as the protagonist, it continues, "When a man is presented with one chance that may never be repeated, what will he choose? It comes down to a choice, on this day, in this time, at this moment, the world will be watching, listening, anticipating, hoping", the narrator intoned earnestly.
In the utterly weird video, a narrator asserts gems like "the past doesn't have to be the future" and "out of the darkness can come the light". "To show vision and leadership... or not".
"The old prejudices and practices worked as obstacles on our way forward, but we've overcome all of them, and we are here today", he said, after which the pair shook hands and Trump gave his famous thumbs-up to the cameras. Be the hero of his people?
To start the short film off, a title card flashes at the beginning of the piece reading, "A Destiny Pictures production".
Reporters first got a look at this absolutely batshit 4-minute video when it was played just before Trump emerged after the Singapore summit to answer questions. Investment from around the world, where you can have medical breakthroughs, an abundance of resources, innovative technology and new discoveries. A great life, or isolation?
'Investment from around the world, where you can have medical breakthroughs, an abundance of resources, innovative technology and new discoveries'. Which path will be chosen? During a press conference, the former real estate tycoon also took a moment to, um, praise North Korea's "great beaches", which appear to have been one of his main takeaways after observing the country's military exercises.
"President Trump and Chairman Kim Jong Un conducted a comprehensive, in-depth, and honest exchange of opinions on the issues related to the establishment of new U.S. -DPRK relations and the building of a lasting and robust peace regime on the Korean Peninsula".
As they sat down for their tete-a-tete, the USA leader - who had said he would know "within the first minute" if a deal would be possible - predicted a "terrific relationship" with Kim.